Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
Friendly reminder that you can ship Wolfstar without bashing Remadora, and you can ship Remadora without bashing Wolfstar.
If Sirius had been alive for The Battle Of Hogwarts, he would have destroyed everyone in his path to get to Harry when he was playing dead and even Voldemort would have been like: “shit just throw the kid on the ground, I don’t want to mess with this guy omg.”
If Sirius could have raised Harry, I bet every time Harry got mad at him and bellowed “I HATE YOU!” Sirius would belt out Whitney Houston’s "I Will Always Love You" Until Harry was on the floor crying with laughter, completely forgetting why he was angry in the first place.
Yeah but can we talk about Sirius asking Harry and the others to call him Snuffles. That asshole was probably giggling away to himself in a cave somewhere imagining the trio walking around hogwarts talking about Snuffles.
I’ve got 99 problems and the way Dumbledore treats Sirius throughout the series accounts for most of them.
- AU in which Dumbles goes batshit crazy and annihilates Voldemort, the Wizarding police does a decent job of rounding Death Eaters and throws them in jail.
- So James and Lily survive and get to raise Harry, have another 2 kids or 12.
- Sirius doesn’t quite get married but he finds someone way into…
Can you imagine a Wolfstar AU where they raise Harry and Harry’s reaction in his third year when Remus is teaching.
Remus and Sirius keep it a secret from Harry, and Remus doesn’t go on the train, Harry just sees Remus at the head table when he turns up and yells ‘WHAT THE HELL MOONY?’
In that moment Professor McGonagall is reminded forcefully of James.
Harry Potter and the year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the year he thought it was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the year everyone knew it was that horrendous bitch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the year it turned out to be Harry all along
*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
my eyes have been opened
Some of my favorite anime fansubs
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.