unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

57 minutes ago   191878   Reblog

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

57 minutes ago   2613   Reblog

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

1 hour ago   151596   Reblog
bowhurst
Hi, your blog rocks. I'm definitely a new fan.

awww! thank you so much!

1 hour ago   0   Reblog

dahliasheng:

there I fixed it.

19 hours ago   6366   Reblog

theoneritz:

ZING

19 hours ago   34323   Reblog

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

19 hours ago   94611   Reblog

snowdor:

commander-butts:

commander-butts:

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

image

19 hours ago   117678   Reblog
"I’m an African American transgender woman from a working class background raised by a single mother - we are not programmed to think we should receive these kinds of awards."

19 hours ago   442   Reblog
gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
19 hours ago   18297   Reblog

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

19 hours ago   198739   Reblog

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

19 hours ago   739796   Reblog

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

19 hours ago   567590   Reblog

deducing-the-doctor-with-destiel:

watchtheskytonight:

misha-bawlins:

My dad’s more of the fire and brimstone type, as you can tell from his hairstyle.

I see where Misha gets it from. And for once Misha is the normal one

What an awesome family though.

19 hours ago   85365   Reblog

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

19 hours ago   248057   Reblog
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