do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant
about 25 are freshman (9th grade)
lord please help us
how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
season’s greetings from sam’s hair :)
Festive, yet heartbreaking.
Wow Sam’s hair has a lot of talent.
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now))
THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
glee has like 4